TOYS FOR THE BIG BOYS(THE PLANET'S 10 MOST EXPENSIVE CARS)

Yey muthafuckas am back with some goodies that are bound to make your mouths salivate with lust, make your eyes water with desire and make your hands itchy, itchy to grab, if only you losers could afford them. And by the way, no, am not talking about Mercy Johnson's nyash this time around,so get your lousy minds out of the pits. I'm talkin bout toys this time. TOYS for the BIG BOYS. Toys for the rich and famous. Not you scroungers barely surviving on 2 triangle meals a day. This is for tha big leaguers,the big kahunas. This is why the big boys get to see more holes than a doughnut maker. These here are veritable pussy magnets. These are the freaking most expensive cars in the world. Attention Rich Boys, you lucky bastards can now get out your pocketbooks and plan which ones you'll get by August. The rest of us can just drool, dream.........or hate. How about doing all three? You are about to see why you should have started hustling, working real hard even while you were in school to make good duchi. Maybe you would have been eligible for one of these babies!

10. SSC Ultimate Aero: $740,000New model with 270 mph top speed, spiller made from carbon, a temperature sensor and tire pressure to optimize driving conditions.

SSC ultimate aero

9. Leblanc Mirabeau: $765,000
Designed with 24 hours resilience test at Le mans. It can be driven on the road legally. Mirabeau is using 4.7-liter V8 engine, 700 hp, and can reach average speed of 230 mile / hours. Specially made to order, including for semi automatic transmission system version.

8.This car used V8 engines and only 806 units produced. It only takes 3.2 seconds to reach 100 Kms / hour. Top speed can be reach easily is 245 mph. The car tire use rim carbon, with 6 speed, and ceramic brakes.

Koenigsegg CCX
7. Koenigsegg CCXR : $1.3 MillionsKoenigsegg CCXR is another variant from Koenigsegg CCX that signed in environmentally friendly cars. This car use biofuels, need 3.1 seconds to reach 100km/hours, with top speed 250mph.

Koenigsegg CCXR
6. Maybach Landaulet: $1.4 Millions
This car is most expensive cars brand from Germany. Landaulet is the most expensive saloon car. This car have 604 HP, with speed up to 155miles/h, and using 12 twin turbo engine.

Maybach Landaulet
5. Lamborghini Reventón: $1.42 Millions
Not yet clear whether this old version of Reventon is still available. Only 20 units have made, This car created using black aluminum rim, like the newer version of roadster, the design is inspired by fighter aircraft.

Lamborghini Reventon
4. Lamborghini Reventón Roadster: $1.56 Millions
The car design is inspired by Stealth aircraft display. This car using V12 650 HP Engine. Can reach top speed of 340kms/hours.The car is very Light in weight because the body is made using carbon fiber materials.

Lamborghini Reventon Roadster
3. Pagani Zonda Cinque Roadster: $1.8 Millions
There are only 5 units available, and go on sale. Chassis made from carbon titanium. Powered by 678 HP Mercedes AMG V12, only 3.4 seconds to reach 100 kms/hours. Can reach 217 mph top speed. The body carbon and suspension is using titanium and magnesium.

Pagani Zonda Cinque Roadster
2. Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport $2 Millions / $1.67 Millions for coupe version
The Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport use 1001 hp, 16-cylinder engine, and has been developed so there will be no draft inside, even when exploring the upper reaches of the car’s 217 mph top speed. Traits with 2.7 inch LCD mirror. This car is the world’s fastest roadster.

Bugatti Veyron 16 4 Grand Sport 57
1. Koenigsegg Trevita: $2.21 Millions
Just three units to be produced. Koenigsegg Trevita is designed based on Koenigsegg CCXR and added with new shimmering diamond carbon fiber, named “Trevita” in Swedish means “three whites”.
Those three cars fully equipped with Koenigsegg Shimmering Diamond Weave bodywork, using double carbon wing, paddle-shift, inconell exhaust system, carbon ceramic brakes with ABS, hydraulic lifting system, infotainment system, tyre monitoring system, chrono instrument cluster and special airbags.The navigation system is also developed custom just for this model
For the Machine Koenigsegg placed the same 1018bhp engine. Special for this model, the exterior paint fully developed in Sweden, at Koenigsegg headquarters.

Koenigsegg Trevita

Great BIG BIG BIG thanks to www.worldinterestingfacts.com for this great info I just used to torment you unfortunate guys and spoil your day-and I bet your nights too. Now I dare you to have a sound sleep!

P.S: I will bet my last fadden that a HUMMER2 will make a guy more of a hit with the ladies than any of the expensive toys above. Nigerian girls like everything BIG. REAL BIG. And I mean EVERYTHING! Take me word for it.Now go steal some money.

POINTERS TO THE THAT YOUR GIRL IS FUCKING AROUND

Love I think I have mentioned in a past post is a very wicked thing. If you don't subscribe to the saying that it is blind, you must agree with me that it does the blinding. Love blinds. It blinds people to the truth, even though the truth is staring them in the eye. They do not see it, or choose not to see it, or act like they can't see it. 'It' being the fucking truth DUMMY! You can tryall you can to convince your boy that his 'sweet angel' is cheating on him, all you'll achieve is weight loss from excessive sweating or a broken jaw and ribs if you are unlucky plus an accusation that you want to break up what you can never have with your girlfriend.Your boy could even go as far as accusing you of always wanting to bang his girl since you laid eyes on her. So my advice to you good, caring friends-or maybe you are just jealous his bitch is finer than yours or you toasted her and she no gree-is that you stop disturbing him and accusing his sweet angel at every goddamed opportunity. Just give him these tips, these pointers to look out for.(If you don't know what pointers means go to school, read more books you ILLITERATE)
Here are the pointers:

• Your sweet baby might be sharing the love around if all of a sudden she stops wanting to sex you up.Do you blame her? Hans is sexier by far, has a bigger dick by far, and more importantly, is more adept at using it. BY FUCKING FAR. Oh, lest I forget, he gives good head too. BY FAR!
• she does not call you as often as she used to. Why should she? She is more interested in her new catch. Besides, Justin is more fun to be with.
• her cell phone is more often than not switched off. She don't wanna talk to your ass. You are now old news.Period!
• she comes back home late at night almost everynight without any good reasons. She had to finish an assigment at the office again. Na only she dey work?
• she always seems to be in a huury when talking to you on the phone. Maybe she is having lunch with John,if she is not getting rammed in John's bed.
• She is always quick to compare your sorry self to other men, making you seem smaller and less potent, IN EVERY SINGLE WAY. Use your brain man, she is having an affair with a model, a rockstar , a billionaire, a neuro scientist , a neurosurgeon, or a politician. God knows those bastards(sleazy politicians) especially in Nigeria steal enough money to feed a whole continent. Or maybe a PORN ACTOR, WHATEVER. The fact is that compared to them she feels you are INFERIOR. And maybe you are.
• She does not appreciate anything you do anymore and nags and whines about everything.'Must every evening gown you buy for me be dark blue or red?' But that used to be her favourite colour. You just can't please her anymore and are at a loss as regards what to do about the situation.
• Complains that you are not more fun in bed and don't know how to pleasure her anymore. Sometimes she does some strange tricks and styles you have never seen, never knew she could do, never knew even existed. ' Baby I don't orgasm anymore.Am tired of these boring styles. Let's try something different.Let's do the MACHINE GUN style' You are like, what the fuck is that? My friend Donald taught her this afternoon.
• She suddenly likes styles and positions she has always hated. All of a sudden she is begging for doggie like a little whore. Or giving you blowjob like an Obalende or Thai whore. Things she said only sluts did. You can be sure Patrick has changed her point of view man.

Look, I could go on and on so there will definitely be a part two. Most definitely! I hate cheating and to me I am involved in a crusade against it in any form. I love to see couples happy, but I strongly feel, it's better to be happy single than to be sad married, engaged or in any other kind of relationship. Ciao fellas.

Doctor Loveall.

FINALLY THE TRUTH IN THE 9ICE PAYNE SAGA?

a) The baddest guy Ruggedy Baba.The alleged blow job receiver. Ruggedman Clinton

•9ice and his wife on their wedding dayPhoto by ayenithegreat.wordpress.com
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Facts are beginning to emerge on why hip-hop artiste 9ice and his wife, Tony Payne broke-up. The showbiz couple who announced their break-up via a press statement from 9ice’s publicist in January 2010, got married on Thursday July 17, 2008 after Ruggedman introduced the couple in 2006.Before they broke-up, the couple was seen as the ultimate couple owing to their rising profile in their choosing profession. 9ice was collecting awards and smiling to the bank as his music found favour in the market while Tony who has been around the industry as make-up specialist, designer, and artistes manager was getting well-deserved accolades. Not a few predicted that they were meant for each other for life;but they shocked us all when they announced they were going their separate ways. Expectedly rumours started flying around as many said 9ice dumped his wife after making money. Others said he was beating his wife and chasing other women. Almost everybody was on Tony’s side. But after the release of 9ice’s album, Tradition, people started pointing accusing fingers at Tony Payne and Rugged Man as true causes of their breaking-up. People alleged 9ice caught her in bed with a friend of his as the lyrics in his song, Once beaten twice shy suggested. In the song, 9ice said he caught a lover giving his friend blow job. Tongues started wagging and people alleged it was Ruggedman the singer was referring to.But we can reveal that the couple broke up because 9ice later heard that Tony had dated lots of people in the music industry without telling him. A source in the music industry revealed that before their marriage, Tony dated quite a number of prominent musicians and one particular producer but failed to tell 9ice. Unknown to 9ice she had also dated some of his friends too and it was not until after a year into the marriage he discovered. The incident led to constant arguments and eventually ended their marriage.Immediately after their breaking-up, radio DJs decided not to play 9ice’s music in solidarity with Tony, because most of them knew her before 9ice and felt 9ice kind of used her to get necessary contacts to advance his career and dumped her. They said the story that she dated lots of people in the industry before marrying him was an open secret and accused 9ice of knowing long before the marriage. They refused to play his music for long fuelling a talk that the new album was a flop even after the CD had sold over two million copies. It took 9ice’s management all the efforts to stem the tide and the introduction of Gbamu Gbamu’s video worked for him and the public is loving his songs again.Tony was said to have sent a text to ID Cabasa, a close friend of the family claiming 9ice used her to climb the ladder of success and dumped her. Cabasa in a conversation with us said he did not receive any text as he only got to know about their breaking-up in the papers. “My brother, I don’t want to say anything on this matter because I got to know about their separation in the paper like everybody. I have asked questions and I did not get any response. As per the text from Tony, I did not receive any text” he said.In a conversation with Tony’s publicist, Adebola Williams, he said she does not want to say anything about it, because she wants to protect their song as whatever she says would affect 9ice a great deal and she doesn’t want to pull down a brand she helped build.9ice has been accused of unnecessarily fuelling the rumour of alleged affair between Ruggedman and Tony by not coming out to clear the air on the matter. His cronies have insisted despite several attempts that mum is the word for them.

This story I got from sunnewsonline.com. So what do you honourable fans of mine think. Is Ruggedy baba a friend's wife fucker? Is he partly responsible for the break up of 9ice's marriage? Is Tony Payne the dick-sucking expert we were led to believe she was?Or did the Gongo Aso man just use the poor thing to get the breakthrough he badly needed? But na wa o, are DJs so damned powerful? Look's like I have to get a new career. Or open my own radio station.Can't be too expensive.......... By the way, what a 9ice Payne. You get it, 9ice Payne?

RIMA FAKIH TRUMPS THEM ALL TO BE MISS USA 2010

a) Rima Fakih in sexy lingerie in pose for the miss USA pageant

b) Rima being crowned Miss Michigan

c) Enjoying a fair ride

d) Looking kind of sexy in this pose

e) The sexy eyes tell me she needs some

f) Hey you, I see you. She gets the freaking crown

The pretty girl with the jet-black hair and getting crowned as the new Miss USA 2010 is no one but Rima Fuckah, sorry, Rimah Fakih, a 24 year old an arab-american of lebanese descent. She entered the contest as Miss Michigan and beat several other beauties to the coveted prize. Among the judges on the night was Carmelo Anthony an NBA player.Lucky bastard, I'm sure he will make attempts to enter the place, if you know what I mean. His dick must have been as hard as arock throughout the pageant. Anyway, who would have thought that an arab would be allowed to wear the crown? America, like in the case of Barack Obama, got it right this time. Well done Donald Trump, you unrepentant lover of everything shining and beautiful. Just hope she did not have to get down to get the crown if you catch my drift. I hear that shit is rampant in pageants. The best fucker wins.Hoped Rima Fakih did not have to Fak anyone to win.Anyway...............

YOU WANT TO ATTRACT THE BABES,GET YOURSELF A FUCKING HOT CELLPHONE

A855 Droid. The iphone's worst bloody nightmare. Apple beware!

iphone-phone sure to attract pussy

Women! Will we ever understand these damn creatures? Yet, what we won't do for them I can't fathom. Men in years past have lied for women, fought over women and even killed for and because of women. I tell ya, they are a force to reckon with. The hot ones I mean.Most men will do anything to get a hot woman, including buying themselves a hot cellphone. Even if they have to beg their parents for the money, or lie that they need the money to buy textbooks(students will never cease to amaze me). Some even go to the bizarre extent of STEALING the fuckin cell phone they would give an arm to possess. Just so they can earn some pussy. Men! Will thou ever learn. Thouest knowest not that that thing you stealest for usually smellest really terrible? I,m sure thou knowest. Yet thou choosest to go to any length just for that hole. Anyway, studies according to yahoo have found out that possessing a hot phone(regardless of how the fuckest thou obtainest it) is a surefire way to get good juicy pussy. The study found out that women found guys who had iphones sexy.i bet soon enough they would be getting wetter for the geeks who favour the A855 Droid. Women! So bleeding dumb and materialistic. Who needs them? Now let me head to computer village to get my iphone.

HOT RITE NOW OUT OF NAIJA

This dude seems to be the spice of the moment right now in the nigerian(and indeed african) music industry. His voice has this flavour that women can't help but love and men enjoy too. His debut album mushin to mohits(m2m) was a real hot one. It is full of a lot of hot tracks and I must say that there is definitely something for everyone in this album. To some people the best song on the album is Bumper to Bumper. To others it is definitely the one that goes "allow me to kiss your hand". To others still it is the main party track and my personal favourite that moves them the most. You definitely know the track I am talking about. Let's say it together. 1 2 3...YOU BAD. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS TRACK IS ON POINT. Every damn thing! Should we talk about the intro instrumentals?How about the contrast between Wande's and Dbanj's voices. Just amazing. Don Jazzy once again proved his mettle with the beat and instrumentals. Props to the man. Wande Coal - mohits crew actually-is hot right now and I bet you music freaks in Naija and the rest of Africa cannot get enough of the guy.

MERCY JOHNSON OR JACKIE APPIAH?

Just in case you have no idea who these chicalas are, they are african actress. the one on yourleft is Jackie Appiah a ghanaian actress who also is hot right now in the nigerian movie industry(funnily called Nollywood). The other one is Mercy Johnson, the flavour of the season in the nigerian movies circuit. I want to know who you prefer. Of course I don't mean whose acting skills are better. I really couldn't give a rat's front teeth about that. I am not a fan of Nigerian or ghanaian films. I want to know who you prefer physically. If you ask me-and am sure you do- Jackie is the facially prettier of the two wheras Mercy is the one I would get into bed quicker for a good round of banging. What is your own opinion? Type as you wank.

Hands spread in celebration of a terrific goal

Ronaldo dribbles past hapless mallorca defenders

Boy whoever missed this match should really be shaking his head in very great regret. At first Mallorca played like they were possessed by very strong demons, or even the devil himself. They went after every ball like dogs after a bitch on heat and dived in in very severe tackles. Indeed, they even scored first- and I doubt if anyone was surprised considering the swagger they were playing with. But Real Madrid were very lucky. They possessed a very special weapon and that weapon made all the difference at the end of the day. When their backs were against the wall and they needed a hero, indeed a saviour, the boy, the hitman named Christiano Ronaldo rose to the challenge.In fact, it was almost CHRISTIANO RONALDO vs MALLORCA!He almost single-handedly turned the game around, scoring his first ever hat trick for the merengues(his second ever in his career) and bringing the score line to 3-1. Higuain finished the scoring of the game, bringing the scoreline to 4-1. What a game of football it was! Ronaldo definitely showed the world why he was deemed to be worth the transfer fee his employers deemed him to be worth.He quite single-handedly revived his club's chase after the spanish league title. When things looked real bleak for his team, when they had their backs against the wall, he rosed up to the occasion and got them the victory. Like every truly BIG player does. If his performances so far in his debut season with an unstable Madrid side do not earn him the plaudits of critics and earn him the title of a GREAT player -or at least a great striker- I wonder what will. Really, what else has the fella got to do?