MOST DARING NIGERIAN BABE 1

Name- Jumoke
Occupation- Undergraduate
Likes- Eba and okra soup and Big dicks
State- Lagos
Hey I just had to do this. A very sexy young girl sent me a very sexy picture of herself, half nude and said that I should do whatever I want with it. I asked her if she would mind if I posted it and she said "Why would I MIND? Go ahead." So I went ahead. I also asked her a few questions about herself which she answered. I then thought, why not start a SERIES of DARING NIGERIAN GIRL. So Jumoke, it is with utmostest pride that I announce that you are the first girl to be shown off in the MOST DARING NIGERIAN BABES SERIES. Enjoy, and thanks for the love. On behalf of all the incurable masturbators worldwide, I say a BIG THANK YOU. You want to get in touch with Jumoke, send me an e/mail. It is rabbidash@yahoo.com. Peace.

SEXY GROUPIE AT MAMAs. Fucking Appointment

Believe me man, the ass looked something like this. Her dress looked something like this too. Who would not want to tear into thisthing? please tell me.

The ass must look something like this when divorced from her clothes.

I was at the MTV music awards that just took place a few days ago being a music producer and an artiste amongst other things. In fact, I am an all-rounder. I was chilling with some artiste- friends, when a very sexy voice screamed out my name behind me. My groupie-finder-the entity in me that tells me when a groupie is around the corner immediately started beeping-in my head. I turned back to see a delectable female waving frantically at me. She was definitely not your average groupie. She was the definition of true beauty. Beauty personified. One look at her and I knew that I would have to hit that later that night. Although the hall as a bit dark-or dramatically lit might be the word, especially not to get the organizers mad- I was able to see that her dress was boob- revealing and thigh-revealing. O boy, my dick stood to attention immediately. All I could think of for the rest of the show was playing in her hole. Immediately after the show the babe literally attacked me. I was almost shocked, albeit pleasantly shocked. She told me her name was Alice amidst a torrent of words. If you had seen the way she clung to me, you would have thought that I brought her to the place. She was dying to fuck me. She wanted to give me toto bad bad. At some point she started tickling my back and me I responded by squeezing her nyash not too gently. She really liked that as she responded with a cheerful screech and then a wink of her eye.
Anyway, we exchanged numbers, and I promised to call her later which I did the following day. I told her we would meet on Thursday, the 16th and I did not conceal my intentions with the slightest veneer of polish or deceit. " Prepare for a good fuck when we see" I said to her. She laughed delightedly, like we were playing a favourite game of hers or something. Me, I would have loved to see her sooner than the 16th, but she's not the only one I have a fucking appointment with. You get it? "Fucking appointment?" Anyway, till then.

9ICE'S NEW MUSIC VIDEOS

If anyone had any doubts or questions as to Abolare Adigun's(9ice) relationship status, all he or she has to do is watch his new videos. At once all doubts would be dispelled and all questions answered. 9ice is as free as a bird and he seems more than eager to flaunt it. I mean just look at the babes wickedly wining and rolling their hips and waists in his new videos. Let me single out omne video here. Take a look at the "Appetizer" video. Just one look and your dick stands to attention. Check out the ultra-skimpy things the girls had on, especially the short blue stripy number. I DARE YOU TO WATCH THAT VIDEO AND NOT WANT TO RIP THE CLOTHES OF THE GIRLS. 9ice is truly as free as the wind and he is having as much appetizer as he can. Only God knows what the main course is? How about dessert? Hope 9ice didi not cause you too uch pain Payne. Anyway, you can always have the rugged one.

EYE CANDY SERIES CAND NUMBER 4

Ms Lastarya does look nice in this strip lingerie number don't she? sure u wanna poke her this minute.

LONGEST MOFUCKING SNAKE SNAKE IN THE WORLD

FLUFFY THE 24 FT (7.3M) PYTHON IS OFFICIALLY THE LONGEST SNAKE IN THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS. IF ONLY THEY COULD SEE MY OWN SNAKE. THE ONE I WAS BORN WITH!

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ORIGINATOR( OWNER) JACKER (STEALER)
B-REAL BEANIE SIGEL
"HOW I CAN JUST KILL A MAN" "HOW I CAN KILL JIGGAMAN"
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how I can just kill a man" how I could kill Jigga man".

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"SERIAL KILLER" "MEF VS. CHEF PT. 2 "
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"I'M ILL" "UNBELIEVABLE"
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still on my grizzly, no Iverson" livest one, representin BK to the fullest".

EYE CANDY SRIES: CANDY NUMBER 3

Today's eye candy is none other than the lovely ebony beauty that goes by the name of Champagne. Don't you think she lives up to the name? I mean, check out the ass on this bitch? Would really love to have one loooong drink of her. Ass they say, Champagne is always better than beer. Would really luv to pop this champagne like RIGHT NOW!

CHECK OUT THIS HOTTIE'S BOOTY

I present to ya the ne and only LUSCIOUS LOPEZ. Damn she's real sexy. Don't you think?

HOTTIE BIOGRAPHY No. 19(NICKI MINAJ)

Some say that she always has padding in her pants. say it's not the real deal. What is your own opinion.

Check out the booty homeboy! What do u think about it? Seriously.

Do you really think that behind that bottle is a bare hole. What a lucky bottle!

I'm sure all you pervs would give an arm , an eye and 8 teeth to unwrap her like a birthday gift.

Onika Maraj (Born December 8, 1984) known as Nicki Minaj is a female rapper from Southside Jamaica, Queens, NewYork. She grew up in a troubled home, with a father on drugs and a struggling single mother. Despite her hectic environment, Minaj went on to graduate from LaGuardia High School in Manhattan where she studied singing and acting.She was actuallyborn in San Fernando, Trinidad and Tobago and lived there for five years with her grandmother.[1] At age 5, she moved to the Queens borough of New York City. She is of mixed Indian and African descent. According to Minaj, she grew up in a home with an abusive father who drank alcohol, did drugs, and once tried to kill her mother by setting the house on fire. She has stated that life was difficult growing up, but that "music helped her through it". She attended Elizabeth Blackwell Middle School 210 and graduated from LaGuardia High School. At LaGuardia, a school specializing in music and the visual and performing arts, Minaj participated in the drama program. She once worked at a Red Lobster restaurant in the Bronx.Working as an administrative assistant, she dedicated all of her free time to pursuing a potential music career. Nicki Minaj started off singing, from background vocals, to hooks for local rappers. Minaj wanted to “stand out” more, from the average dime-a-dozen young aspiring singer and began writing raps. Starting out as the lone female in a group, (which she left in 2006)Nicki soon branched out and was noticed on Myspace by Dirty Money CEO Fendi who signed her and put her on the front of his Dirty Money Label, and his The Come Up DVD. In 2007 she released her first mixtape and waited for almost a year to release her second one.While growing up Nicki was surrounded by constant trouble and fighting between her parents. To escape her real life problems she would create characters and live her life through them.In an interview with New York she stated “To get away from all their fighting, I would imagine being a new person. "Cookie" was my first identity—that stayed with me for a while. I went on to "Harajuku Barbie", then "Nicki Minaj". Fantasy was my reality. I must have been such a fucking annoying little girl.For her debut album, Minaj created another alter-ego named "Roman Zolanski". She stated that in songs like "Bottoms Up" with Trey Songzit is not Nicki rapping, but instead Roman Zolanski. In song's such as "All I Do Is Win (Remix)" it is Nicki rapping. Minaj stated that on her debut album, fans will get to "meet" Nicki, Roman and Onika.

For more info on Nikki Minaj-or Onika Maraj- visit http://www.sing365.com/ and http://www.wikipedia.org/.

LOOK ALL YOU WANT

Oh boy, tell me say u no go look and even snap picture if u dey dis kain groove.This na full flexing. I pity any of these boys wey dey here if dem no get babe. Knoji go destroy dem.

EYE CANDY SERIES. CANDY NUMBER 2

These asses are for ya viewing pleasure. Seriously these two bitches too uch for one man to handle. Dem dey vex I swear. See nyash.

SERIOUSLY WOULD U FUCK THIS SHIT?

Seriously, would ya? I know some say they luv real big women, but is this not kind of too fuckin big. pretty face though.

THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOOT

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THE DREAM AND CHRISTINA MILIAN PART WAYS

First it was Nivea- the singer named after a cream. Now it's my very own babe, Christina Milian who I fell in love with the instant I saw her AM TO PM video. What do gurls love about the fag? I guess everyone would give an arm and leg for the American Dream- pun inteneded.
Won't say I did not see it coming though. To hell with people gushing and saying stuff like 'They look so good together' 'They are made for each other'.Call me a pessimist but I knew it was only a matter of time. Ans I was proved right. The pair split up after about a year of marriage. To me, they even did well for a Hollywood pair. Even their having a kid together did not stop em fro splitting. But really, who would have thought that The American Dream- why does he call himself that by the way- or anyone in fact, could dump such a sexy thing as Milian. I gues it only goes to show that no matter how beautiful a woman is she is not undumpable. Maybe he found out something WE don't know. Maybe the pretty girl has an ugly puss. Or maybe the sweet-voiced babe has an ugly breath. Maybe she is no good- or TOO GOOD- in bed. Who knows! When you marry the bitch, you get to discover things about her you never knew while dating. Up next should be Nelly and Ashanti. Wanna bet?

BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER AND ANGELA MERKEL

I just found out the secret behind Schweinsteiger's brilliant form at the world cup so far. He recently said that he had a serious talk with the German Chancellor, Angela Merkel about 2 years ago and she advised him to jettison his roguish ways and concentrate on his football. No wonder the tout looks more focused and more dangerous than ever. Nice one Merkel!

DAYS 16 AND 17 OF S.A 2010

Day 16 saw Uruguay take on South Korea in the first match of the day and then Ghana take on USA , a match that was indeed highly explosive. The Uruguayans won their match courtesy of 2 goals by Suarez. The final scoreline was 2-1. The Ghanaians won their match which went into extra time. Kevin Prince Boateng got them their first goal. Their talisman Asamoah Gyan got them their second in extra time. The Ghanaian keeper was excellent on the day and was only beaten by a penalty taken by Landon Donovan Of U.S.A. The Ghanaians progress to the quarterfinals as the only african representative left at the world cup. We wish them all the best.

Day 17 witnessed Germany trade hostilities with favourites England and then Argentina trade hostilities with Mexico. Although England were touted by most to thrash Germany, I thought the opposite and I was justified in the end. Germany whipped the English by a whopping 4 goals to one (4-1). The Argentines triumphed over the Mexicans by a similar score-line, 3-1. I must however state here that the officials of both matches made serious mistakes which might have slightly altered the matches in favour of the victors. In the first match, the officials failed to award a clear goal to the English after a shot from Frank Lampard came off the crossbar and crossed the goalline. The score then was 2-1, the English just a goal behind. Who knows how it would have ended if the goal had been awarded?In the second match, an off side goal by Carlos Tevez for the Argentines was allowed to stand. Prior to that goal the game was deadlocked at 1-1.After that goal, the Mexicans just couldn't get back into the game.That notwithstanding, I think the better teams won at the end of the day.

I'm encountering problems uploading photos. Will upload them in a latter post.

DAY 18 OF SOUTH AFRICA 2010

Two of the tournament's favourites took to the stage today in different matches. The Netherlands- a favourite that has never lifted the cup- trade hostilities with Slovakia, a debutante at the world cup, while Brazil- 5 time champions- did battle with their south american brothers from Chile.

The Slovaks were probably hoping that their miraculous win against the 2006 champions, Italy, would be re-enacted against Holland. At least the win must have served as a confidence- booster. But against the super dutch team, they had not a prayer. Arjen Robben showed why he is considered one of the deadliest goal poachers in the world by giving the Netherlands their first goal from about 25 yards out in the 18th minute of the match. It was his first start in the tournament. He definitely has a knack for scoring in the 18th minute as he did exactly the same win in Holland's win against Serbia and Montenegro, 4 years ago. Wesley Sneijder also proved his worth by beautifully stroking in a cut-back from Dirk Kuyt. The Slovaks got a consolation goal via a penalty. The game ended 2-1 and the Netherlands proceed to the Q-finals. The Slovaks proceed home. Not a bad showing at all for the first timers.The match was staged in Durban by the way.

Brazil showed the world why they were still one of the best teams, if not the BEST team in the world. Juan got them their first goal via a header from a corner kick by Maicon Douglas of Inter Milan. Loius Fabiano clinched the second goal by smartly dribbling past the Chilean goalkeeper and slotting the boal sweetly into the net. Robinho found the back of the net for Brazil's 3rd goal.The game ended 3-0 and Chile go home with the approval of plaudits for playing delicious attacking football. The way many fill football should be played.

DAY 15 OF THE WORLD CUP 2010

Well, I really am still miffed that almost all the african teams are out of the competition, but wetin man go do? Man must still post na. I must take my own advice and DON'T BE TOO BLOODY SERIOUS. Today anyway, witnessed the most looked-forward-to match of the tournament. The match between Portugal and Brazil. Just like I expected the Brazilians could not just ride rough-shod over the Portuguese. It ended nil-nil.The fans were not pleased with the display on the pitch and made the displeasure apparent at the end of the match.

Ivory Coast beat the North Koreans by 3 goals to nil but won't make it to the next round. They end their campaign in the group stage with 4 points. This match of course was played at the same time as the Brazil-Portugal match.

Chile took on Spain later in the day as Switzerland played Honduras. Spain beat Chile by 2-0 with David Villa showing the world why he is revered as one of the most deadly strikers in not just european football but in the world, with a magnificent goal. Andres Iniesta gets Spains's second goal- a goal worked by David Villa.Chile get a goal even though they are a man down- through a red card that was undeserved.Marco Estrada was shown his way out in the 37th minute of the match.Chile and Spain however make it through to the next round and take on Brazil.Honduras and Switzerland pack their bags and go home. You want some pictures. I know you buggers do. ENJOY!

God abeg na!Abeg!Louis Fabiano looks to God for help after he misses a close range header. Raul Mireiles denied by the formidable Julio Cesar in the picture to the right.

Idiot, na you first score goal for world cup? See as di guy dey jump like small pikin. Anyway, congrats Villa. Show the world that you and Milito no be mate.

Iniesta clinches Spain's second goal. It was a real fantastic one by the Barcelona man.

The Ivoriens get their third and final goal in the 83rd minute. Not enough to get them through though. Shame!The portuguese 7-0 whipping of the whipping boys denied them. Mybe bthe North Koreans should just stick to the manufacturing of nuclear arms, and terrorism.

DAY 14 OF THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2010

Well, what can I say, I am totally disappointed that the african teams are all dropping out of the race. Cameroon just joined Nigeria and South Africa who are both out of the race after losing to Holland(which means the idiots failed to win even a fucking game at the mundial) The Netherlands(Holland you iilliterate stupid gnoramus) qualify for the next round with all fucking 9 points and top group E with the fucking Yakuzas of Japan in 2nd place. The inept danes leave the tournament with bedfellows Cameroon. No pics today! Too angry to post. If you mad, you can tell ur mum to give me some head. Bastard!

BATTLE OF THE BIG BLACK ASSES(BRIA MYLES VS HYPNOTIQUE)

So you see the two pretty lovely eye candies above. The bitch in the blue lingerie is a booty model who goes by the name of Bria Myles. The ho in the black dress with her ass in the doggy position is Hypnotique. Which chic gets your dick.....or ur vote?

WORLD CUP DAY 11

The world witnessed Spain take on Honduras today, Chile take on Switzerland and Portugal take on, sorry, BRUTALIZE North Korea.

The match between Spain and Honduras ended 2-0 both of Spain's goals coming via David Villa's boots. The scoreline could have been much higher if Spain-especially Torres and Villa- had converted more of their chances. Torres looked exceptionally rusty on the day having not played for a long time due to injuries. Chile beat the unlucky swiss by 1-0. The final match of the day was a total whitewash. The game produced the first real humiliation of the mundial. 7 goals to nil(7-0) in favour of Portugal. Christiano Ronaldo clinched his first goal, albeit a funny and cheap one in the match. He also put up some great passes that were instrumental to goals in the game. The Portuguese showed the brazilians how to do it. Now we look forward to the clash between Brazil and Portugal. Just can't wait!

David Villa broke the hearts of the Hondurans twice. The Valencia man's goals were crazy! He showed the world why he is so highly rated.

Liedson gets yet another goal for Portugal, the 6th goal in the game. It's his first world cup goal.

Can goal -scoring get any funnier, any more goofy than this?I just don't know.This is his first goal in the world cup and his first in 2 years.

DAY 9 OF S.A. 2010

Today saw these 6 teams take the centre stage at South Africa 2010:Japan, The Netherlands, Ghana, Australia, Cameroon and Denmark.

The first match was between Japan and The Netherlands(Holland) in the Moses Mabhida stadium . It went as I - and almost everyone else -expected.The Netherlands won by 1-0. The goal was scored by Wesley Sneijder who's well struck shot was helped into the net by the Japanese keeper in the 52nd minute.Holland had almost all the possession in the first half and most of it in the second half although the Blue Samurais increased their attacking pressure in the second half.

The second match was between Ghana and Australia.The Aussies get the first goal of the game via a goal keeping howler. Holman is there to put the loose ball in the net in the 11th minute.The Ghanaians equalize via a penalty earned when Harry Kewell blocks a boal with his hand. Kewell is sent off. Gyan Asamoah gets the goal.The Aussies, one man down, battle to the end and the final score line is 1-1. The ghanaians play great football though, playing with an experience far beyond their years. Hope the Super Eagles watched the game. They would have learnt how to play good attacking football from the Black Stars, and how to stay in the game even if you are a man down from the Socceroos of Oz. Shame on the eagles once again. Shame on Nigeria! The Ghanaians have to show us the way in everything. Damn!But by the way, why did Ghana resort to long range shots whenever they had the ball even though the Aussies were a man down? Coach's stupid directive or just plain stupidity? Or inexperience?

The 3rd and final match I consider the most painful. The cameroonians give away a one goal lead given to them by their captain Eto'o of Internazionale Milan and lose the game 2-1. The Cameroonians have come to the end of their World Cup adventure. What a shame! Here are some pictures from the day . Enjoy!

Wesley Sneijder's strike is deflected into the Japanese's net by their own stupid goalie.Harry Kewell's inability to keep his long hands to himself dash the Ghanaians a penalty that Gyan Asamoah happily converts. Africa loves you Kewell.

Samuel Eto'o gets the first goal in the matvh for the Indomitable Lions of Cameroon.The Africans are definitely bent on burying the europeans as is evident in their brutal marauding attacks throughout the game. Here, Emana narrowly misses a shot.

DAY 8 OF THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2010

The three matches witnessed by the world today were Serbia vs Germany, Slovenia vs USA and Algeria vs England in that order.

I'm quite sure that the world expected to see Germany severely thrash the serbs in their Group D match. Well the world was in for a big shocker as the favourites suffered a 1-0 defeat to the serbs. Milan Jovanovic scored a beauty of a goal after Nemanja Vidic headed down to him a crossed ball. Germany had a chance to draw level through a penalty but the Serb keeper put up the first penalty stop of the fiesta, denying Podolski and Germany the much-needed goal.

As for the Slovenia Vs USA Group C match, I'm sure the Slovenians or Slovens or whatever they are called will find going to bed more than a bit hard for their fuck up on the day. They looked very good and potent on the day and seemed set to come off the pitch with a win and extra 3 points-which would have made it 6 points in all- at half time,only for them to let the americans back into the game in the second half and end the game with a 2-2 draw. Birsa scored slovenia's first goal in the 13th minute from 25 yards out. USA keeper Tim Howard could only watch the ball fly into his net.Ljubijankic got Slovenia's second goal at the 41st minute, though the americans felt he was off-side. Landon Donovan got one for the US in the when Cesar gifted the ball to him by failing to clear the ball. Donovan squeezed tha ball into the net from a tight angle in the 48th minute. Bradley got the american's 2nd goal and the 4th of the game via a strike from 12 yards out in the 82nd minute. A 3rd USA goal through a free kick converted by Edu was cancelled by the referee for a reason still not clear to most fans of football. The match ended 2-2.

Drought of goals or not, I have noticed one thing in this world cup and love it for that. There are just no minnows. N.Korea demonstrated that against Brazil, Slovenia did so against USA today, Ghana did so against Serbia and the Serbs in turn did so against Germany today. So did the Algerians against England today. The message from the algerians to the english was fuck you and the premiership. You guys are not in our league. Although the match ended goalless, it was obvious that the english were not in the same league as the algerians. The english were out-played and out-classed. Who the fuck are Rooney, Lampard, Gerard etc. They all flopped. And it's so sweet that Prices Harry and William were on hand to witness it. Believe me guys, these guys are just over-hyped. The english press hypes them and the league, the world has no choice but to stupidly follow suit. Except me. Those guys are NOTHING! Here are pics from the day. Please, Enjoy!

Juvanovic breaks the hearts of Hitler's kin with this amazing strike. This one is for the world!

You can't tell me that he did not put his everything into saving this penalty. I mean, look at his face!He definitely shit in his tights in that attempt, I swear!

THe serbs get their 1st goal through a strike that the keeper can do nothing about.The serbs double their lead in the first half slipping the ball nicely under Howard.

You can always count on him to do his job. Landon Donovan gets the americans' 1st goal.

Bradley saves his team's day with a superb 3rd goal. But when did america get good at football? Rooney is definitely disappointed in himself and his teams. How could they have put up such a miserable performance before their tin gods, sorry, princes?!All hail King Rooney, the king of the english premier league. Look how frustrated he is by a lowly algerian. How did he get reduced to this:the epitome of hopeless desperation and frustration?