DAY 8 OF THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2010

The three matches witnessed by the world today were Serbia vs Germany, Slovenia vs USA and Algeria vs England in that order.

I'm quite sure that the world expected to see Germany severely thrash the serbs in their Group D match. Well the world was in for a big shocker as the favourites suffered a 1-0 defeat to the serbs. Milan Jovanovic scored a beauty of a goal after Nemanja Vidic headed down to him a crossed ball. Germany had a chance to draw level through a penalty but the Serb keeper put up the first penalty stop of the fiesta, denying Podolski and Germany the much-needed goal.

As for the Slovenia Vs USA Group C match, I'm sure the Slovenians or Slovens or whatever they are called will find going to bed more than a bit hard for their fuck up on the day. They looked very good and potent on the day and seemed set to come off the pitch with a win and extra 3 points-which would have made it 6 points in all- at half time,only for them to let the americans back into the game in the second half and end the game with a 2-2 draw. Birsa scored slovenia's first goal in the 13th minute from 25 yards out. USA keeper Tim Howard could only watch the ball fly into his net.Ljubijankic got Slovenia's second goal at the 41st minute, though the americans felt he was off-side. Landon Donovan got one for the US in the when Cesar gifted the ball to him by failing to clear the ball. Donovan squeezed tha ball into the net from a tight angle in the 48th minute. Bradley got the american's 2nd goal and the 4th of the game via a strike from 12 yards out in the 82nd minute. A 3rd USA goal through a free kick converted by Edu was cancelled by the referee for a reason still not clear to most fans of football. The match ended 2-2.

Drought of goals or not, I have noticed one thing in this world cup and love it for that. There are just no minnows. N.Korea demonstrated that against Brazil, Slovenia did so against USA today, Ghana did so against Serbia and the Serbs in turn did so against Germany today. So did the Algerians against England today. The message from the algerians to the english was fuck you and the premiership. You guys are not in our league. Although the match ended goalless, it was obvious that the english were not in the same league as the algerians. The english were out-played and out-classed. Who the fuck are Rooney, Lampard, Gerard etc. They all flopped. And it's so sweet that Prices Harry and William were on hand to witness it. Believe me guys, these guys are just over-hyped. The english press hypes them and the league, the world has no choice but to stupidly follow suit. Except me. Those guys are NOTHING! Here are pics from the day. Please, Enjoy!

Juvanovic breaks the hearts of Hitler's kin with this amazing strike. This one is for the world!

You can't tell me that he did not put his everything into saving this penalty. I mean, look at his face!He definitely shit in his tights in that attempt, I swear!

THe serbs get their 1st goal through a strike that the keeper can do nothing about.The serbs double their lead in the first half slipping the ball nicely under Howard.

You can always count on him to do his job. Landon Donovan gets the americans' 1st goal.

Bradley saves his team's day with a superb 3rd goal. But when did america get good at football? Rooney is definitely disappointed in himself and his teams. How could they have put up such a miserable performance before their tin gods, sorry, princes?!All hail King Rooney, the king of the english premier league. Look how frustrated he is by a lowly algerian. How did he get reduced to this:the epitome of hopeless desperation and frustration?