Monday, June 28, 2010

DAYS 16 AND 17 OF S.A 2010

Day 16 saw Uruguay take on South Korea in the first match of the day and then Ghana take on USA , a match that was indeed highly explosive. The Uruguayans won their match courtesy of 2 goals by Suarez. The final scoreline was 2-1. The Ghanaians won their match which went into extra time. Kevin Prince Boateng got them their first goal. Their talisman Asamoah Gyan got them their second in extra time. The Ghanaian keeper was excellent on the day and was only beaten by a penalty taken by Landon Donovan Of U.S.A. The Ghanaians progress to the quarterfinals as the only african representative left at the world cup. We wish them all the best.

Day 17 witnessed Germany trade hostilities with favourites England and then Argentina trade hostilities with Mexico. Although England were touted by most to thrash Germany, I thought the opposite and I was justified in the end. Germany whipped the English by a whopping 4 goals to one (4-1). The Argentines triumphed over the Mexicans by a similar score-line, 3-1. I must however state here that the officials of both matches made serious mistakes which might have slightly altered the matches in favour of the victors. In the first match, the officials failed to award a clear goal to the English after a shot from Frank Lampard came off the crossbar and crossed the goalline. The score then was 2-1, the English just a goal behind. Who knows how it would have ended if the goal had been awarded?In the second match, an off side goal by Carlos Tevez for the Argentines was allowed to stand. Prior to that goal the game was deadlocked at 1-1.After that goal, the Mexicans just couldn't get back into the game.That notwithstanding, I think the better teams won at the end of the day.
I'm encountering problems uploading photos. Will upload them in a latter post.

DAY 18 OF SOUTH AFRICA 2010

Two of the tournament's favourites took to the stage today in different matches. The Netherlands- a favourite that has never lifted the cup- trade hostilities with Slovakia, a debutante at the world cup, while Brazil- 5 time champions- did battle with their south american brothers from Chile.

The Slovaks were probably hoping that their miraculous win against the 2006 champions, Italy, would be re-enacted against Holland. At least the win must have served as a confidence- booster. But against the super dutch team, they had not a prayer. Arjen Robben showed why he is considered one of the deadliest goal poachers in the world by giving the Netherlands their first goal from about 25 yards out in the 18th minute of the match. It was his first start in the tournament. He definitely has a knack for scoring in the 18th minute as he did exactly the same win in Holland's win against Serbia and Montenegro, 4 years ago. Wesley Sneijder also proved his worth by beautifully stroking in a cut-back from Dirk Kuyt. The Slovaks got a consolation goal via a penalty. The game ended 2-1 and the Netherlands proceed to the Q-finals. The Slovaks proceed home. Not a bad showing at all for the first timers.The match was staged in Durban by the way.

Brazil showed the world why they were still one of the best teams, if not the BEST team in the world. Juan got them their first goal via a header from a corner kick by Maicon Douglas of Inter Milan. Loius Fabiano clinched the second goal by smartly dribbling past the Chilean goalkeeper and slotting the boal sweetly into the net. Robinho found the back of the net for Brazil's 3rd goal.The game ended 3-0 and Chile go home with the approval of plaudits for playing delicious attacking football. The way many fill football should be played.



Saturday, June 26, 2010

DAY 15 OF THE WORLD CUP 2010

Well, I really am still miffed that almost all the african teams are out of the competition, but wetin man go do? Man must still post na. I must take my own advice and DON'T BE TOO BLOODY SERIOUS. Today anyway, witnessed the most looked-forward-to match of the tournament. The match between Portugal and Brazil. Just like I expected the Brazilians could not just ride rough-shod over the Portuguese. It ended nil-nil.The fans were not pleased with the display on the pitch and made the displeasure apparent at the end of the match.
Ivory Coast beat the North Koreans by 3 goals to nil but won't make it to the next round. They end their campaign in the group stage with 4 points. This match of course was played at the same time as the Brazil-Portugal match.
Chile took on Spain later in the day as Switzerland played Honduras. Spain beat Chile by 2-0 with David Villa showing the world why he is revered as one of the most deadly strikers in not just european football but in the world, with a magnificent goal. Andres Iniesta gets Spains's second goal- a goal worked by David Villa.Chile get a goal even though they are a man down- through a red card that was undeserved.Marco Estrada was shown his way out in the 37th minute of the match.Chile and Spain however make it through to the next round and take on Brazil.Honduras and Switzerland pack their bags and go home. You want some pictures. I know you buggers do. ENJOY!






















God abeg na!Abeg!Louis Fabiano looks to God for help after he misses a close range header. Raul Mireiles denied by the formidable Julio Cesar in the picture to the right.

Idiot, na you first score goal for world cup? See as di guy dey jump like small pikin. Anyway, congrats Villa. Show the world that you and Milito no be mate.

Iniesta clinches Spain's second goal. It was a real fantastic one by the Barcelona man.

The Ivoriens get their third and final goal in the 83rd minute. Not enough to get them through though. Shame!The portuguese 7-0 whipping of the whipping boys denied them. Mybe bthe North Koreans should just stick to the manufacturing of nuclear arms, and terrorism.

Friday, June 25, 2010

DAY 14 OF THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2010

Well, what can I say, I am totally disappointed that the african teams are all dropping out of the race. Cameroon just joined Nigeria and South Africa who are both out of the race after losing to Holland(which means the idiots failed to win even a fucking game at the mundial) The Netherlands(Holland you iilliterate stupid gnoramus) qualify for the next round with all fucking 9 points and top group E with the fucking Yakuzas of Japan in 2nd place. The inept danes leave the tournament with bedfellows Cameroon. No pics today! Too angry to post. If you mad, you can tell ur mum to give me some head. Bastard!

BATTLE OF THE BIG BLACK ASSES(BRIA MYLES VS HYPNOTIQUE)






















So you see the two pretty lovely eye candies above. The bitch in the blue lingerie is a booty model who goes by the name of Bria Myles. The ho in the black dress with her ass in the doggy position is Hypnotique. Which chic gets your dick.....or ur vote?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

WORLD CUP DAY 11

The world witnessed Spain take on Honduras today, Chile take on Switzerland and Portugal take on, sorry, BRUTALIZE North Korea.

The match between Spain and Honduras ended 2-0 both of Spain's goals coming via David Villa's boots. The scoreline could have been much higher if Spain-especially Torres and Villa- had converted more of their chances. Torres looked exceptionally rusty on the day having not played for a long time due to injuries. Chile beat the unlucky swiss by 1-0. The final match of the day was a total whitewash. The game produced the first real humiliation of the mundial. 7 goals to nil(7-0) in favour of Portugal. Christiano Ronaldo clinched his first goal, albeit a funny and cheap one in the match. He also put up some great passes that were instrumental to goals in the game. The Portuguese showed the brazilians how to do it. Now we look forward to the clash between Brazil and Portugal. Just can't wait!



David Villa broke the hearts of the Hondurans twice. The Valencia man's goals were crazy! He showed the world why he is so highly rated.



Liedson gets yet another goal for Portugal, the 6th goal in the game. It's his first world cup goal.


Can goal -scoring get any funnier, any more goofy than this?I just don't know.This is his first goal in the world cup and his first in 2 years.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

DAY 9 OF S.A. 2010



















Today saw these 6 teams take the centre stage at South Africa 2010:Japan, The Netherlands, Ghana, Australia, Cameroon and Denmark.














The first match was between Japan and The Netherlands(Holland) in the Moses Mabhida stadium . It went as I - and almost everyone else -expected.The Netherlands won by 1-0. The goal was scored by Wesley Sneijder who's well struck shot was helped into the net by the Japanese keeper in the 52nd minute.Holland had almost all the possession in the first half and most of it in the second half although the Blue Samurais increased their attacking pressure in the second half.














The second match was between Ghana and Australia.The Aussies get the first goal of the game via a goal keeping howler. Holman is there to put the loose ball in the net in the 11th minute.The Ghanaians equalize via a penalty earned when Harry Kewell blocks a boal with his hand. Kewell is sent off. Gyan Asamoah gets the goal.The Aussies, one man down, battle to the end and the final score line is 1-1. The ghanaians play great football though, playing with an experience far beyond their years. Hope the Super Eagles watched the game. They would have learnt how to play good attacking football from the Black Stars, and how to stay in the game even if you are a man down from the Socceroos of Oz. Shame on the eagles once again. Shame on Nigeria! The Ghanaians have to show us the way in everything. Damn!But by the way, why did Ghana resort to long range shots whenever they had the ball even though the Aussies were a man down? Coach's stupid directive or just plain stupidity? Or inexperience?














The 3rd and final match I consider the most painful. The cameroonians give away a one goal lead given to them by their captain Eto'o of Internazionale Milan and lose the game 2-1. The Cameroonians have come to the end of their World Cup adventure. What a shame! Here are some pictures from the day . Enjoy!
Wesley Sneijder's strike is deflected into the Japanese's net by their own stupid goalie.Harry Kewell's inability to keep his long hands to himself dash the Ghanaians a penalty that Gyan Asamoah happily converts. Africa loves you Kewell.

Samuel Eto'o gets the first goal in the matvh for the Indomitable Lions of Cameroon.The Africans are definitely bent on burying the europeans as is evident in their brutal marauding attacks throughout the game. Here, Emana narrowly misses a shot.

Friday, June 18, 2010

DAY 8 OF THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2010

The three matches witnessed by the world today were Serbia vs Germany, Slovenia vs USA and Algeria vs England in that order.

I'm quite sure that the world expected to see Germany severely thrash the serbs in their Group D match. Well the world was in for a big shocker as the favourites suffered a 1-0 defeat to the serbs. Milan Jovanovic scored a beauty of a goal after Nemanja Vidic headed down to him a crossed ball. Germany had a chance to draw level through a penalty but the Serb keeper put up the first penalty stop of the fiesta, denying Podolski and Germany the much-needed goal.
As for the Slovenia Vs USA Group C match, I'm sure the Slovenians or Slovens or whatever they are called will find going to bed more than a bit hard for their fuck up on the day. They looked very good and potent on the day and seemed set to come off the pitch with a win and extra 3 points-which would have made it 6 points in all- at half time,only for them to let the americans back into the game in the second half and end the game with a 2-2 draw. Birsa scored slovenia's first goal in the 13th minute from 25 yards out. USA keeper Tim Howard could only watch the ball fly into his net.Ljubijankic got Slovenia's second goal at the 41st minute, though the americans felt he was off-side. Landon Donovan got one for the US in the when Cesar gifted the ball to him by failing to clear the ball. Donovan squeezed tha ball into the net from a tight angle in the 48th minute. Bradley got the american's 2nd goal and the 4th of the game via a strike from 12 yards out in the 82nd minute. A 3rd USA goal through a free kick converted by Edu was cancelled by the referee for a reason still not clear to most fans of football. The match ended 2-2.
Drought of goals or not, I have noticed one thing in this world cup and love it for that. There are just no minnows. N.Korea demonstrated that against Brazil, Slovenia did so against USA today, Ghana did so against Serbia and the Serbs in turn did so against Germany today. So did the Algerians against England today. The message from the algerians to the english was fuck you and the premiership. You guys are not in our league. Although the match ended goalless, it was obvious that the english were not in the same league as the algerians. The english were out-played and out-classed. Who the fuck are Rooney, Lampard, Gerard etc. They all flopped. And it's so sweet that Prices Harry and William were on hand to witness it. Believe me guys, these guys are just over-hyped. The english press hypes them and the league, the world has no choice but to stupidly follow suit. Except me. Those guys are NOTHING! Here are pics from the day. Please, Enjoy!
Juvanovic breaks the hearts of Hitler's kin with this amazing strike. This one is for the world!
You can't tell me that he did not put his everything into saving this penalty. I mean, look at his face!He definitely shit in his tights in that attempt, I swear!
THe serbs get their 1st goal through a strike that the keeper can do nothing about.The serbs double their lead in the first half slipping the ball nicely under Howard.
You can always count on him to do his job. Landon Donovan gets the americans' 1st goal.

Bradley saves his team's day with a superb 3rd goal. But when did america get good at football? Rooney is definitely disappointed in himself and his teams. How could they have put up such a miserable performance before their tin gods, sorry, princes?!All hail King Rooney, the king of the english premier league. Look how frustrated he is by a lowly algerian. How did he get reduced to this:the epitome of hopeless desperation and frustration?

Thursday, June 17, 2010

EYE CANDY SERIES 1

who wouldnt want some of Tiarra. who really?

DAY 7 OF THE SOUTH AFRICA 2010 WORLD CUP

Three matches were played today as usual. The first which started at 12:30am local(Nigerian) time was between Argentina, two-time champions and South Korea. The second was between Nigeria and Greece, the latter having never scored in the world cup and having never beaten Nigeria.Both matches were Group B matches. The final match which commenced at 7:30pm saw Mexico trade hostilities with 1998 Champions France.
In the first match, Argentina took the lead with a free kick from Messi that ricotched off Park ChuYoung's foot and ended up in his team's net. Gonzlo Higuain got Argentina their second goal via a free kick that fell nicely to his head. Park ChuYoung got a goal for the asians just before half time off a defensive error of the Argentines. Higuain got his and his team's second goal after a Messi effort that came off the post and ended up at his feet with an open net in front of him. He made no mistakes. Then he got his hat-trick and the team's 4th goal in the 80th minute when he connected nicely with substitute Kuhn Aguero's fantastic cross with a nice header.Soccer City, Johannesburg saw Argentina emerge with a 4-1 win over South Korea.The Argentines thus gualified for the round of sixteen with 6 points to their name, leaving behind S.Korea with 3points.
Bloemfontein ended up being a kind of Golgotha for the Super Eagles of Nigeria in their match against Greece.The Super Eagles got the lead in the first half through a 16th minute freekick by Kalu Uche and were in control of the match until Sani Kaita STUPIDLY, AND FOR NO REASON, kicked out at Vassilis Torosidis in the 33rd minute. He was duly sent off ,THE PIG, and from then onwards the Nigerians' game was on a downward spiral. The Greeks first goal came off a deflection of a shot by Dmitris Salpigidis. Vincent Enyeama, once again the man of the match, stood not a chance. The greeks got their second goal with about 12 minutes left in the game when Enyeama spilled a ball that was then turned into his net.The Nigerians at the moment are pointless, with the Greeks tied with S.Korea with 3 points.Nigeria would have won if not for the ultra-daft Kaita.Where did they find him?Damn! By the way, why did Martins not play? That fucking Lagerbad or Lagerbreast! What an ass!
I kind of expected the outcome of the France/Mexico match. The Mexicans played with a whole lot of flair,with Salcido,Dos Santos and the scorer of their first goal, J. Fernandes showing why he is bound for Manchester United after the tournament. Their second goal was scored by Blanco, making him the 3rd oldest man to score at the World Cup at 37. 2 goals to nil was the final score. Here are scenes from the matches.Go ahead, Enjoy!
The Koreans have definitely heard a lot about this guy. They are taking no chances at all.

If you can't score your opponents, put the ball in your own nt. Afterall,a goal is a goal.
Looks like the Incredible Hulk plays ball. Higuain nets his first and Argentina's second on the day.
Higuain completes his hat trick and enters the history books as the first player to do so in South Africa 2010, the first world cup on african soil.

One of the players wey fuck up for our first game manage score aginst Greece. Kalu uche celebrates his goal!

The stupid mongrel, Sani Kaita hides his face in shame after getting a red card. Because of the indisciplined retard Nigeria lost the game, and maybe the chance to play further at the mundial.

This bastard here Dmitris Saponwhatever scored the greeks first goal and put them back in the game.
And the perverts from Europe get their second goal. I hear the greeks are into anal sex and shit.

The greeks' second goal from another angle. Note how the ball just seems to belong there.


Fernandes celebrates his goal. The french and certainly some fans felt he was offside.

Father Blanco. Showed the world with this free kick that age simply implies experience.

If only I were on the fucking pitch, this wouldn't be happening. Why did I retire so early?

Certainly not a good day to be french. Perhaps he's wishing his parents had remained in Algeria. Perhaps!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

DAY 6 OF THE SOUTH AFRICA 2010 FIFA WORLD CUP

Today was the day most fans of the beautiful game called football have been waiting for. It was the day one of the favourites-arguably the biggest favourites in the competition- took to the pitch.That team of course is Spain(who the hell didn't know that).Although their opponents-Switzerland- weren't a big team, the match was still looked forward to with eager anticipation. The match begin at 3p.m Nigerian time. Another match looked forward to,especially by South Africans and indeed the rest of Africa-especially black Africa, was the one that pitted the hosts, South Africa against Uruguay.That match was the last of the day. The first match of the day was between Chile, a team that was on a 13- match losing streak, and Honduras, a lowly ranked team.
In the Chile-Honduras match, the Honduras looked like they were way out of their depth. The Chileans were superior in every department but the goal keeping department.Full marks to Valadares-the Honduran goalkeeper-for preventing an outrageous scoreline in favour of Chile and helping his team look most honourably. Alexis Sanchez, the Chilean right winger showed why he was the target of a big club like Real Madrid. He was the focal point of the Chilean attack and was a bag of tricks on the day. At the end of the day, it was Beausejour that got the goal for Chile in the 34th minute. There was an element of luck involved there as Beausejour was just rightly-placed to tuck in a ball that ricotched off a Honduras defender. The scoreline at the end of the match was 1-nil.
The second match of the day, to most people, was a foregone conclusion-a mere formality-before the players had even gotten on the pitch.It was a group H match between Spain and Switzerland, and Spain with its array of superstars were expected to white-wash the Swiss.But, that was not to be. The European champions it seems are still bugged by their world cup jinx. Even the possession of names like Puyol, Xavi, Iniesta, Sergio Ramos, Davis Villa, Silva and many others was not enough to give them the win and the consequent 3 points. They LOST by 1goal to nil(1-0) in the Moses Mabhida Stadium,Durban. The Spaniards almost all te possession in the game but it was the Swiaa that got the goal when a long goal kick was flick to Eren Derdiyok who played the ball past Csillas and his defenders for a simple touch into the net by former Manchester City man Fernandes. This happened in the second half. Even the latter inclusion of Fernando Torres, Pedro and Jesus Navas could not salvage the match for the spaniards. Vincente Del Bosque's men suffered just their second defeat in 49 matches at the hands of Ottmar Hitzveld's men. And it had to be at the World Cup?Damn!What a shame!

As for the final match of day 6, I will say that I was-and still am- bloody disappointed. Not in the Bafana Bafana who lost by 3 goals to nil, but disappointed with the referee. The Swiss referee destroyed the Group A match and proved that he was not really good enough to referee at the mundial. Diego Forlan's and Uruguay's second goal of the match should never have been. It came via a penalty that should not have been awarded in the first place. Then to make matters worse, the South African goal keeper was sent off for an alleged infringement against a uruguayan player. It was just a raw display of bias and racism against the hosts. I will say no more about that match. Now Uruguay have 4 points and South Africa have just 1. They desperately need a win against France to graduate to the next stage. Given the form of the french and the fact that african teams like Senegal and Nigeria have beaten them in the past, a triumph over the french is not an impossibility for tha Bafana Bafana.Below are pics from the day. Enjoy!

Chile's Matias Fernandes(l) celebrates with the goal scorer Jean Beausejour after the latter scored in the 34th minute.
Noel Valladares denies Waldo Ponce the opportunity to extend Chile's lead to 2-0 and get on the score shit with this miraculous save.Like say the 1-0 never do Ponce.Denied mofucka!

This is another view, another angle. See how all the players are watching intently to see what happens. Kind of like someone told em all to stop moving and watch.Funny.

O boy dis Puyol na beast o. Just look im face!The guy be like cave man wey dey chase cavewoman wey im wan rape.

God am I this poor? Why the hell can't I score? What did I miss that clear chance for?




Rhymes aside, the fucker must have been thinking along those lines. Well, this is not LaLiga and you are not playing with Valencia. This is the WORLD CUP and you are playing for stupid Spain!That is David Villa by the way.


Fernandes celebrates after getting his first goal and Switzerland's first goal in the world cup.This goal handed the Swiss their first win in a world cup opener since 1954. Way to Fernie!

Diego Forlan's superb strike that got the Uruguayans their first goal in the match.

Alvaro Pereira trebles Uruguay's tally and trebles the pain of the Bafana Bafana and their fans.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

THIS MAN IS LION-HEARTED!WHO THE FUCK IS TOUGH ENOUGH TO TRY THIS?

But white men are fucking crazy. I mean, am not a racist or anything, but a black guy just won't do this kind of thing. This is risky biz man! He could one day end up in the beast's belly as a little afternoon snack. And there are other lions in the background. Anyway, the brave guy-or is it stupid guy- is Alex Larenty, a british big cat trainer and the lion he is servicing-look at the picture and get your mind out of the gutter- is called Jamu. Jamu one day, will have Alex for lunch. You wanna bet?

MATCH DAY 5 OF SOUTH AFRICA 2010 WORLD CUP

What an interesting day of football today was. At the risk of sounding like a cracked CD I will state once again that today produced its own share of surprises. The match between NewZealand and debutantes Slovakia didn't really have any surprises.Although the Bafokeng Stadium was anything but full, both teams played their hearts out and the match ended 1-1 with New Zealand clinching a late goal in time added on.The match between Portugal and Ivory Coast was just high quality football without any real surprises. I felt highly pleased, gratified indeed, that the Ivoriens more than held their own against the Portuguese without the aid of a fit Didier Drogba.Ronaldo's first shot was a long ganger-almost from the centre of the pitch and it caught the left post of the Ivoriens goal.Ivorien striker, Gervinho was very outstanding although he missed a header I am sure Drogba would have scored if he had been fit. So was Kolo Toure who suffered painful cramps during the match. He commanded a defence that effectively kept Christiano Ronaldo and co. at bay. The Ivoriens gave as much as they took, period! They did their fans , their country and the whole of Africa proud.

The match that produced surprises for me was that between Brazil and the People's Republic Of Korea a.k.a North Korea at Ellis Park Stadium ,Johannesburg. Everyone-except me though- was expecting Brazil to totally whitewash them. Expecting Brazil to toy with them, to humiliate them, to beat them by a ridiculous scoreline like 6-0. Those who expected such an outcome were in for the shock of their lives. The asians showed the world that they had earned their place in South Africa 2010. Although being saddled with the unenviable distinction of being the lowest ever ranked team to make it to the finals-they are ranked 104th in the world- they put up a masterclass in defensive football that made it almost impossible for the Mighty Samba boys to get a goal. It took a moment of inspiration, of great brilliance from the right back of the 5-time champions , Maicon Douglas to end the stalemate. Maicon had to squeeze the ball into the Koreans' net from an impossible angle-almost on the by-line- to give Brazil the lead in the second half. No one watching the match failed to see how much the goal meant to him and his team mates. The world's best team had had to fight tooth and nail to get a goal against one of the world's worst-if not the worst(on paper though). Elano then finished off a brilliant play by the Brazilians to make it 2-0. But minutes later, the unexpected happened. The Koreans, one of the worst teams in the world, scored against arguably the best team, the kings of football. The match ended 2-1.The Koreans were meant to be the minnows of group G. Who still thinks they are? Ivory Coast and Portugal better watch out for them.


The man in white in the middle, Winston Reid celebrates his last minute goal to pull New Zealand level-thus earning them their first ever point in a world cup-at the Royal Bafokeng Stadium, Rustenburg, South Africa.

This is how Winston did the magic. Boy can he jump or what!Air Winston is what I call him now.


Look at your frigging unmanly chest. Come on cover that ironing board. Put your rag back on!
This was Slovakia's goal. Courtesy of the man called Robert Vittek.

Christiano Ronaldo leaves Chieck Tiete prostrate on the ground and begging for mercy.Bad man!

Players of both sides argue over the head of a Christiano Ronaldo who;s gone to ground.

You dey mad? If you be former world best nko, you tink say we send you. O boy chill o, or else we go fuck you up. we no send you, we sef be big boys. By the way, welcome to Africa!

Didier Drogba, Tiote, Yaya Toure and Demel form the wall against a C.Ronaldo free kick.


This is for you fucker! Yeah you, fucker! You've earned it fucker! What!I'm Ronaldo! A galactico!

How the hell will I regain my world's best title when I can't score a goal. Thank God Messi did not score against Nigeria. Fucking short, ugly rat, that Messi! Am sexy!

He is feeling the pressure real good. Portugal's hopes rest on his effeminate shoulders. They need to get all 3 points in this game as they are in the same group as the mighty Brazil. If I were in his shoes, I'd be stressed too.

Ronaldo is a frustrated fucker! Things aint going well for ya are they Ronnie? Don't be too mad. This isn't the Champions' league or LaLiga, it's the World Cup. It's meant to be tough. This pic sums up his bloody day. Frustrating!

Roro my man! Nice game nice game.But you know say we play pass una. Drogby dat wan na lie. Anyhow, I fine pass you sha. Drogby dat too na lie. But on a more serious note Roro, I wan ask you sumtin.

Wetin you wan ask me Drogby? For di 2 of us, who play pass? Which kain question be dat Drogby? You don forget say I be world best before? You don evr smell am. Roro forget dat World best nonsense, I bad pass you. Anyway, dat no be really di question I wan ask. Di question na, how we go take beat Brazil for dis we group of death? You sure say both of us go make am. Drogby, dat wan na JAMB question o. No be lie.Anyhow, Roro. Wetin Drogby? I still fine pass you and play pass you.

Chi tai yun chi tai kpo tung yaon napin lao chin tung! I will break these chicken legs of yours Kaka. You tink say I dey look your face. The North Koreans gave the Brazilians a run for their money.And pride!

Fabiano skips over the N.korean keeper to celebrate with Maicon after Maicon's miraculous goal.
The sexiest man on the pitch celebrates his goal.Ji Yum Nam is sure to become a star in North Kores. His life is now at risk. Out of jealousy, the country's ruler Kim Il pot, Kim jon Il or whatever might decide to delete his life out of jealousy.

Don't even think abot it buay! No try am at all. You don't stand a chance. You go just break ya waist.Elano's ball coasts cleanly into the far bottom left corner of the net.

Robinho and Blumer Elano celebrate Elano's goal. They deserve to celebrate as they worked hard throughout and worked together to get the goal. They were not disappointing on the day liks Kaka and Louis Fabiano.